You Are Not An Eggplant

You Are Not An Eggplant

The truth only sounds silly when you say it out loud.

roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

  • HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
  • GO FAST
  • NEVER USE BRAKES

(via fairlyevenparents)

ohcorny:

mikasa, warrior queen of my heart

ohcorny:

mikasa, warrior queen of my heart

jujunghe:

IT’S IN COMIC SANS IT’S A PUN IN COMIC SANS ABOUT MY COUNTRY I DON’T THINK I’LL BE ABLE TO SURVIVE THIS BYE

jujunghe:

IT’S IN COMIC SANS IT’S A PUN IN COMIC SANS ABOUT MY COUNTRY I DON’T THINK I’LL BE ABLE TO SURVIVE THIS BYE

(via otayyyyy)

charixard:

i have never been more scared in my entire life

charixard:

i have never been more scared in my entire life

(Source: greymon, via otayyyyy)

This isn’t old yet

This isn’t old yet

(via gamesyweas)

geekishchic:

cannibalcoalition:

You know what?

I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural.

Its 2013. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables from cans. They have made cruelty-free, lab-grown BACON. People fly around in big, metal machines.

I. AM. TALKING. TO SOMEONE. ACROSS THE WORLD. IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.

Not natural. Is not bad.

Your rhetoric is no longer a valid excuse for hate.

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(via vvodkacorn)

roachpatrol:

oh my gosh

roachpatrol:

oh my gosh

(Source: alliartist, via lyssafreyguy)

(Source: hydraulic-wing, via theatrhythm)